JFK Mystery Solved!

Dallas: The Russians Did It

In keeping with the spirit of this twisted presidential election, I have just discovered new evidence, pieced together from old clippings, that JFK was taken out by the Soviet Union in a plot masterminded by none other than Joseph Stalin himself. The proof is finally here! Please pass the word to Daily Beast, Buzzfeed and Fox News. Thanks to Nancy & Sluggo for the witty internal dialogue.

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